A reader sends in the personal ad o' the day at the Los Angeles craigslist site.

I will be house sitting for relatives for 3 wks in July. I do not know the area at this point, as I've never been there. However, I do know that it is a 3.4 million house, and only me and my partner will be there.

We are interested in having a slave auction on a weekend night, with the winning masters being able to spend the rest of the night and the entire next day with their newly purchased slaves. I hope to assemble between 5-10 male slaves, which will arrive a couple of hours early to be prepared (cleaned up, trimmed, rules explained, etc). The men who will bid will arrive around 9pm for cocktails & appetizers. Dress will be fairly dressy. The rules will be explained to the masters around 9pm before the auction begins.

I put the rest behind the jump. It gets a bit graphic. There's also some discussion of money to be exchanged.

When the masters enter the room in which the auction will occur, the slaves will be on risers, naked, with hands bound behind their back. They will be on their knees and awaiting inspection. Masters may touch, stroke, and otherwise inspect the merchandise. Paddles and straps will be provided for testing of how the slave accepts punishment, although care must be taken not to be too severe. When the auction begins after a set inspection period, each slave will be brought, one at a time, to the center of the display area for bidding. Yes, real money will exchange hands, with the payment going to me until the end of the weekend, at which point, I will give the money to the slave. If you are interested in being a slave, you have the opportunity to make some serious cash. All limits will be respected. During the inspection period, each slave will have a card on their display stand that establishes certain activities that he will or will not participate in. after slaves and masters are united, we will continue with an evening of cocktails, etc. and the masters will have the opportunity to experiment with their new slaves in a group setting.

While certainly all the details haven't been worked out at this point, it should certainly be an exciting evening for everyone. Hoping to have 7-10 slaves up for auction, and 12-15 bidding masters.

Looking for fit guys who are interested in being slaves for the evening and the entire next day. Depending on how many men are interested in becoming slaves, we will have to narrow the applicants. You must send an email to me as soon as possible with stats, photos, and why you think you should be chosen for the auction. All races and types considered, however, cute slaves with great bodies are a must. Hope to have tall, short, hairy, smooth, endowed, not endowed, etc. etc. Prefer men under 30 as applicants, but will consider others.
If you are interested in attending as a bidding master, please let me know as well, and please include your pics and maybe some ideas you think of that may make the evening an evening to remember. I expect that bidding will reach around $500 for each slave's purchase (could be more), but I'll determine an absolute opening bid. Probably around $150. It needs to be well worth it for the slaves, too. I would assume that they will have a memorable, yet exhausting period of slavery.

Though it is still several weeks off, I think it will take quite a bit of preplanning, so I am starting now.

If this sounds great to you, let me know. I've never hosted before, and want the auction to be really over the top, with few expenses spared.