You know it's really winter when the plow trucks appear, clearing mud and rocks and the occasional boulder from our unpredictable coastal roads.
I can't recall the last time "extreme" made an appearance in our local fire sign. And alarming as that is, even more worrisome is the lack of public conversation about what's going on with our weather patterns.
If you agree, then check out Grace Peng's post here on LA Observed about the ridge of high pressure that has deflected rain from California for going on 13 months now. Also informative, Aquafornia; Jon Christensen and Mark Gold on LA Observed; and Emily Green's blog (be sure to browse her excellent links lists) Chance of Rain.
Let's pretend that instead of the massive mastiff puppy, whose entire being (to say nothing of the truck bed) quivers with longing for her owner, who just stepped into Malibu Kitchen for some coffee, this photo is actually of that unremarkable parking sign.
And then let's stare at the puppy some more.
Once upon a time, Malibu's annual Chili Cookoff was announced like this, with a wonderful sign that was equal parts info and folk art:
Then one year, it became slightly less wonderful:
The next year, a lot less wonderful, but at least it looks like someone tried:
Unlike this year. Seriously?
The actual cookoff and carnival still look pretty much the same, thank goodness. All the info you need about this great event -- how to get here, where to park, what to expect, at the (very nice!) Kiwanis Chili Cookoff web site here.
This is but a corner of the collection of statues, signs, and all-around stuff that moves in and out of the yard of one of our neighbors, whose sense of humor and style makes it mostly whimsical and only occasionally (hello, tombstones) weird.
Also -- I nominate Vin Scully for the newly-created post of Poet Laureate of Los Angeles. (Actually, I second Kevin's unofficial nomination here.)
Let the lobbying begin!
Beware of the cranky, French-speaking dog.
There are so many signs in my neck of the woods I've been meaning to blog that I'm hereby inaugurating an almost-weekly (wiggle room!) feature, Signs of Saturday.
Here's one of my favorites, posted just before northbound PCH narrows to a twisting two-lane blacktop, steep drops to the water on one side, steep and seemingly deadly cliffs on the other.
Welcome to the beach! Enjoy the drive!