At the scene of that Ferrari Enzo disintegration last week in Malibu, two men showed up, flashed ID to onlookers and claimed to be "Homeland Security" officers from the San Gabriel Valley Transit Authority. OK, that's weird. But the Times says that Stefan Eriksson, the Ferrari's Swedish owner and probable driver, also claimed to be a "deputy commissioner" of the transit agency. Eriksson reportedly has volunteered with the agency's anti-terrorism team and his attorney, Ashley Posner, is the chairman of the agency.

