Rip Rense channels the KTLA Morning Show

Excerpt at the Rip Post:

Co-Anchor Michaela “Free Home Makeover” Pereira: This girl clearly needs help. I mean, she is not exactly de-icing the cool bus!

Kriski: De-ice the cool bus! Ice! Yeah! In Canada, all the buses are cool!

Amezcua: Everything’s cool in Canada!

Kriski: Canada's cool!

Pereira: But never as cool as it gets on the Red Carpet at the Academy Awards. We will be going LIVE to Gayle Anderson to talk about Red Carpet etiquette, and just how they make that ol' red carpet so darn red!

Kriski: Red! Rain! Ass! Yeah!

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