Why oh why indeed

Manohla Dargis in the L.A. Times and David Poland at Movie City News both stay in Seussian character to make the point that Cat in the Hat reeks.

Dargis, in a review headlined "Not-so-nice-kitty":

Why oh why did they make it like that,
oh why did they ruin "The Cat in the Hat"?

She reads hers aloud here. Now Poland:

So all we could do was to
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
Watch!
And we did not like it.
Not one little splotch.