Ghost writer wanted, in a hurry

Here's how it works: You send your resume, writing samples, family info and agent status to an anonymous email address. Then you submit to a background check and sign an NDA. Maybe then you'll get to help an elderly, unwell former "huge star" pen his or her juicy tell-all book. Posted at craiglist this morning:

We are looking for a ghost writer to work with our client who was a huge actor/entertainer in the 40s and 50s. He has agreed to work with a writer on a tell all story that will definately be lucrative for our client as well as the writer. Time is also of the essence as our client is not physically well.
Our client and their family will be cooperative in every step of the process.