New York tabloid headline o' the day

OK, yesterday not today. But still. From the New York Post (via Patricia Marroquin on Facebook.)

Best line of my day: From an office mate with family ties to Italy, on the news that investigators are looking into why a young, blonde Moldovan woman was seen on the bridge of the Costa Concordia just before it crashed — and isn't on the official passenger list: "This story is about to become a lot more Italian."