Just to prove my point this has been a weird week...

• Paris Hilton sues Hallmark over a "That's hot!" card.
  The Smoking Gun.
• Bisexual dating show coming to MTV. ABC 13
• Hemlines drop, so do the markets. Coincidence? LAO's
  Mark Lacter explains.

• Eek: TMZ TV. AP

• San Diego County Diocese settles with abuse victims for $198 million. (Will it take a page out of the LA Archdiocese's fund raising playbook?) NBC

Not so weird and maybe even fun:

• Our own Erika Schickel does a wee bit of Huffington Post-ing. She's got details.

• Heal the Bay benefit tonight at the Malibu Inn with John Doe.
• LA County Fair kicks off today. LAist.
• Pricey pop-art sushi with a priceless high-rise view.
  Jonathan Gold in LA Weekly.
• Long Beach Art Walk. OC Weekly.