Post of the day: why Casa Zsa Zsa isn't really for sale

Curbed LA's Adrian Glick Kudler goes to the numbers to put the lie to the media hype that buyers from China and Russia are lining up to buy Zsa Zsa Gabor's Bel-Air home. And let her (and husband Frederic Prinz von Anhalt) live there rent-free until she, you know, doesn't need it any more. Excerpt:

12,000: The house size in square feet, according to the LA Times and ABC7

8,000: The house size in square feet, according to TMZ

Under 7,000: The house size in square feet, according to Los Angeles' zoning information website.

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0: Listings for the house on the MLS...

Extremely small: Likelihood that anyone is seriously trying to get this house sold

Nice touch: "3: Number of hot women Von Anhalt claimed robbed him at gunpoint and left him naked and handcuffed to his Rolls in 2007, although no handcuffs were found at the scene."

Photo: TMZ