Dealbreaker (that's the Wall Street site of former Gawker editor Elizabeth Spears) came across this gem of a guy in the NY edition of Craig's List (one of many similar postings on CL). Well, at least the schmo is upfront about what he wants - almost like he's ordering a sandwich.

Wall Street Executive Searching for his Petite Princess

You are 110lbs or 50kg or smaller. Size 0,1,2 and Shoe size 5,6,7,7 1/2 Only.

You like designer clothes/shoes/bags.

You like fine restaurants/spas/hotels. You like fine wine and champagne.

You like pointed strappy shoes with spiked heals never rounded.

You always have a pedicure/manicure.

You have submissive tendencies. You like to be spoiled and cared for by a sophisticated man of the world.

*Pictures and a brief description will get this started.