Here's an un-Valentine's Day ode from comedian DJ Lubel that's been getting a lot of Web attention. Pauly Shore, Dennis Haskins, and many other showbiz guys are complaining about how hard it is to get lucky in our fair city. If nothing else, you get a pretty good tour of L.A. (though it includes an especially tasteless shot at the Valley). Rated "SG" for semi-gross.
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