*Call 911 immediately.

*Express concern that someone you did not know chose to die in your front hallway - as opposed to her own home.

*Clean up the crime scene.

I refer of course to Phil Spector, whose case is heading for the jury this week. He chose door #3.

Of course, there's only one person who knows what really happened on the night of February 3, 2003, but for a look at how and why Phil Spector and Lana Clarkson may have collided, here's what I wrote in the UK Independent as the first trial got underway a couple of years ago.