Only in LA: The swimsuit issue

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Back to our usual format

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When I saw the "99" price on a drink menu, I thought perhaps it was a typo. Surely, it was Buck-a-Maggie night, right? No. The Avalon Grille on Catalina does indeed offer one type of margarita for $99.

Why so much? One waiter explained that the concoction includes a rare tequila and an antique grand marnier (mariner IS a typo on the menu.)

And does anybody actually buy one? "We sell maybe 3 or 4 a week," the waiter said. "It's usually a guy trying to impress the girl he's with."


Funny thing about Catalina

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These aren't bumper cars!

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A beautiful day to stay inside

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And who gave "casino" its modern connotation?

"Las Vegas," said Porschia.


Ah, summer in So Cal...

A winged chariot, spotted by Elmar Baxter...

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Being on the look-out for ocean-going vehicles on the freeway...

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Yard sales that are, uh, big...

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Facing that weekday morning dilemma (snapped by Elaine Gardner)...

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Yes, it's a great time of the year.


But stay alert

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Steve Harvey may be reached at steveharvey9@gmail.com. His Twitter handle is @sharvey9


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