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Only in LA: Our Cold Property edition

Welcome to the tour, where you'll get the real dirt on housing in this region.

We don't need to tell you: real estate is sexy around here

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Even the weeds are special.

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But Cold Property has something for everyone. You like to pay way too much for stuff? No problem.

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Sure it might hurt a little.

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Tired of those deadly dull neighborhoods? There's action afoot here!

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You want to discourage visitors. Easy.

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Speaking of no-frills places.

oceanfront.jpgCold Property can show you a unique one-room dwelling that won't attract many solicitors.

On another property, a bit further inland, we remind you to read the directions carefully.

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Let alone take a step.

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There's only a small chance that you will be trampled by wandering cabinets.

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And we have some interesting fixtures. Hey! You said no-frills.

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The appearance of some rooms may surprise you a bit. But that's part of the fun!

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One word of caution: Please don't disturb the owners, even those who live in their cars.

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Oh, and by the way, if you're not ready to buy yet we have other tantalizing possibilities for you.

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Steve Harvey can be reached at steveharvey9@gmail.com. His Twitter address is @sharvey9.


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