The cover of Sunday's Viewpoint section in the Daily News is a full-page color illustration showing a naked and grinning Antonio Villaraigosa, fig leaf strategically in place, taking a bite of the apple and chasing a fig-leafed Mirthala Salinas through "the Garden of Telemundo." Cardinal Roger Mahony is a snake in the grass giving cash to two altar boys and hissing, "ssssooooo ssorry...take thissss ssettlement." The "illustrated guide to L.A.'s Summer of Scandal" isn't online that I can find.

* Monday update: It's online now.