You can't bake just any old pie for the Malibu Pie Festival. It has to be your best effort, with fabulous ingredients and a visit to Surfas, the baking emporium where all things are possible and, quite possibly, for sale.

Like rolling pins:

...and baking pans:

...and spices.

...and oh! The chocolate!

And should you make it out alive and perhaps need the sort of drink that looks best with a tiny umbrella, well, Surfas can make that happen, too.