Hey, thanks. More than 75 caption ideas came in for the photo of Mayor Villaraigosa and Paris Hilton visiting at a Grammy party. Some cutlines were wittier than others, some cleaner, some rude and crude, but all caught the gravitas of the media moment when Los Angeles' two biggest camera hounds came smile to smile. An impromptu board of advisers liked one caption best — "Sleazy media whore, and Paris Hilton, at the Grammys" — but as maximum editor I get final cut. So with apologies to David Letterman, here's a Top Ten in the mayor's voice and a Top Ten from the Hilton perspective. Anonymity is probably a virtue here, so you winners know who you are.

More after the jump, along with a photo of the mayor's Grammy date snuggling up with Tinkerbell's mistress. Plus at Native Intelligence: The mayor tells LAO's Jacob Soboroff what he and Paris were really talking about.

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And the BIG Politico said to the celebrity wannabe....
Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa outlines his ideas for "Simple Life: Skid Row" to series star Paris Hilton.
Now we know what the Mayor was dreaming of during the State of the Union!
Mayor Villaraigosa explains to Paris Hilton that “Mayor” is, in fact, a title and not his first name.
"I love Paris in the spring time, I love Paris in the fall...I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles, I love Paris in the winter..."
"I see we both use the same spray-on tan."
"Phew! For a minute, I thought you were my campaign manager's wife."
"Take that, Obama!"

The mayor's date: Antonio Jr., Villaraigosa's oldest son, gets face time with Ms. Hilton at the Grammys: