January and February: so dreary and quiet at Dodger Stadium, the seats empty, swallows flying about. Well, the Dodgers organization knows how to liven up the joint. Monster cars! Motocross! On the field! Car shows and racing, presumably on days when there is no pay-to-enter flea market in the parking lot.

The following Dodgers communication parked in my email earlier today:

We are delighted to announce that on Saturday, January 22nd and February 19, 2011, Dodger Stadium will be home to two of the most sought after Motocross and Monster Car shows in America. The racing, which will occur on the field within Dodger Stadium, will showcase the best Motocross and Monster car racers in the circuit.

The racing and exhibition will begin in the afternoon and conclude in the evening. This event will be handled like all other major games/events at Dodger Stadium, with a complete compliment of LAPD/LADOT officers in the community.

Well, Chicken Corner is gosh darned.