Or where the wild things are in Elysian Park. This little guy has been sitting in a eucalyptus -- what does he think he is, a koala? -- for some time now (usually, when I see him, I have neither phone nor camera). He's been there through rain, through wind, through sun and moon. Existing as part of the landscape, waiting with a patience that is not of this world. Unlike those TV bears in Scranton, PA, who made everyone miss the weather report Monday.